THE JUDAIC NATIONAL
At the Jew a life not сахер1
It since morning suffices прохер2
Also runs more likely in нахер3
To execute small похер4
At it пиздель5 it is ground
And wide thick жопель6
Judea ёбсель7 is exact
It with бздохом8 cuts in сопель9
The Zionist muchit засер10
More often to it happens посер11
But for писель12 it is seized Ясер13
It, ёбни14, to you not prosulfurs! 15
And with victorious shout "hasja!" 16
Our Jew обосром17 waves
Also will come наебася18 -
yosja пишет19, vasja пашет20
Eh, flies on the sky хуха21
And in fields turns yellow тухель22
Beauty, uyo! 23 Pezduha! 24
Spill, whether that, buhel! 25
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November 2002
Notes
1 Traditional Judaic lusciously-sweet dish, bright yellow colour, with a sharp unpleasant smell.
2 the Traditional Judaic ritual staff with which help the border of a zone of execution of ritual (by otpihivanija breaking border) is designated.
3 Ritual halls, molelnyj the house with compulsory ventiljatsej and a sewer drain.
4 clarifications Traditional Judaic morning religious practice. In modern iudejstve has completely superseded "big poher", anticipated a long post and exhausting masturbatsiej.
5 the Traditional Judaic sword for blow in a back
6 the Traditional Judaic board covering a back
7 Secret Judaic blow pizdelem (item 6 see)
8 the Special exhalation for strengthening yobselja (item 7 see)
By 9 Latest researches it is called into question. It does not cut by all means in sopel. Where it is necessary, there and cuts, if only to death.
10 easy depression Traditional a Judaic condition and melancholy.
11 Traditional Judaic hysterics which is bearing a faint resemblance to attacks of "black fury" at the Afro-Americans, but not so dangerous to associates.
12 Purse. The sore point, according to Judaic beliefs.
13 Terrible monster from drevneiudejskogo the folklore, stirring to Jews to reach naebasi (see more low).
14 In full interpretation - "the young men who have reached of age of consent and capable on a state of health to make sexual intercourse". In modern Judaic - "guys" (though implied sense is saved).
15 Business so foolish (even doubtful necessity), that it it is possible to ruin without shame.
16 "hasja!" - a war-call drevneiudejskogo the soldier. In modern iudejstve its use as pleasure shout is admissible.
17 Traditional Judaic fighting banner, can serve if necessary as the defensive weapon (for pushing away of the enemy far away).
18 "Golden Age", in exact interpretation - Judaic "a new order".
19 Among modern Jews it is abnormal the percent of persons of brainwork is high. Possibly, such is reaction to severe conditions of a survival in the prehistoric world when ploughed, basically, yosja, wrote more Amenhotep, and vasja drove on tundra of mammoths. The inquiry: two thirds so-called "Russian writers" - opened or hidden YOsi.
20 the Traditional Judaic relation to role Vasi in history. In modern iudejstve it is blamed as not completely corresponding to true.
21 Traditional "a dark blue bird" Judaic dream. A huge flying ostrich, which, stirring fat thighs, on low-level flight, with deafening shout "Huj! Huj! Huj!" It is unceasing defecates and bears eggs. So in drevneiudejskoj mythologies the expanded concept of "god-send" is realised - both fertilizer, and meal fall from the sky. Strange shout huhi speaks, possibly, what this phoneme is most distinctly audible on the big distances in deserted and steppe district.
22 Traditional Judaic cabbage of bright yellow colour with a sharp unpleasant smell.
23 the exclamation designating extreme degree of delight is simple.
24 Condition of deep satisfaction.
25 the Traditional Judaic ritual drink, bright yellow colour with the sharp unpleasant smell, having strong deafening an effect
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