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When will begin mujnja

Panels distributed to all interested persons.

Have told, on third of October on each panel the bulb will start blinking. Will blink fifteen minutes. If at this time you will press the button, means has voted. We will type enough voices - will begin mujnja.

Have told, can not at once. Russia the country big, technical malfunctions and organizational difficulties are not excluded. But time has promised - we will make.

Vovka, women Katya the grandson, worked as the seller in shop "Files" and of the difficult technics was not afraid. The guy rukastyj, it first of all has broken the panel. Has found inside the timer from cheap Chinese hours, a light-emitting diode and tiny mikroshemku. Picked and etak, has understood nothing. And collect the panel back could not. Has gone to take new, has defended hour per turns, and to it have not given. Have told, at us under lists, and you already took. He speaks, I have lost. To it - does not excite. In Russia freedom, use as you want. You can lose, break, throw out the panel, yes though spend on drink it. And you can wait time and vote for mujnju. Your personal choice, the young man. But the second panel - figs to you. It, the sonny, is called democracy. Do not detain turn. And to the friends tell.

Woman Katya of the grandson otchehvostila. That was surprised - babulja, you against mujni like, and the panel did not take. If so you worry, go take, to me give. And you, woman Katya ask it, will vote then for mujnju? Vovka: I still will think certainly, but itself have a look, such around a bog, such grey melancholy. Like and job is at each boy, and in army do not take, and the world situation was adjusted. More shortly, live I do not want, and to live it would not be desirable. Anything does not occur! And we in football will win that, will lose, will win, will lose - nerves already on a limit literally.

Yes, and Lenka red, the saleswoman from shop "Trousers", which as though bride Vovkina, the same opinion. Boredom around intolerable though on a wall climb. Has told, here and mujne you will be delighted, if only something from a place has moved out.

Fools you, woman Katya speaks. They to you it is shifted. They such mujnju to all Russia-mother zapuzyrjat, without tears will not admire. That I, do not know them, whether that.

Whom them, Vovka is surprised, anybody not in a course, was advertising only anonymous.

And and the nobility not it is necessary to me, woman Katya speaks. You will be about mine - you will feel. Though you so much also will not live, balbesy, you with bread do not feed, allow to predict mujnju to yourself on a head. Good, let us assume, tomorrow at you mujnja. But you almost prepared month for it! It simply horror any, you look round - correct the half-countries does nothing, only discusses, will begin after the third mujnja or not. From disputes have already swelled up, physiognomies dark blue, a bast do not knit, women under hands on houses take away you... Well, there will be to you mujnja, and then you of that uchudite if only new occasion not to work?

Vovka has spat and has left on a court yard to muzhiks-dominoshnikam. Has spread out on a table the panel destroyed. Here that it, asks. Muzhiks have removed glasses, have got who a screw-driver who a tester, have tinkered, have reflected. Like similar to a charm from protivougonki. Capacities a cat naplakal, the signal even through the house panel will not punch. Not clearly, as with such panel for mujnju to vote. Unless the country to cover with a field which catches weak impulses. But from the field hair on end will not rise at the worker of the population? Perhaps will rise, and not only on heads.

povytaskivali the panels, allow buttons to press, while bulbs do not burn. Press and neigh. An entertainment new. Look, mujnja! The O-pas, where?! Yes! Gy ive!!!. See that to the people have promised - mujnju! What, you understand... Idea. You do not ponder yet, ridiculously. And as you will try on on yourself, yes to all Russia, knee tendons shiver. Whether with fear, whether for excitation. Hardly it is, of course, believed. However it is interesting. Suddenly it will turn out? Suddenly something such especial will occur?

Well, it is necessary, that on third of October the half-countries has pressed.

By the way, already the second.

Woman Katya from a balcony shouts to the grandson - run behind a flour, I of pies will think. Yes zhivej turn, that feet you drag, as if tomorrow communism?!. Muzhiks to it - not, the grandma, tomorrow mujnja! Gy-y-y!!!

Fools you, woman Katya speaks. Other on sorokovniku, and as children small. Good, that there, live last day, have fun. And then they will give to you mujni!

Yes go you, the alarmist. Muzhiks in dominoes have played, were drunk, began to estimate, whether will be fast mujnja after the third. Confidently so discuss, as if business already solved. Though any like the button to press is not going to - yes well, that for nonsense, did not suffice us still All-Russia mujni for full happiness!

One speaks, women at job stirred, by radio a code pass a date started mujni to within an hour. If attentively to listen, each release of news begins with what letter, and letters then in numbers to translate... What station? Has forgotten. Pepper, not the state is clear. There was yesterday an official explanation from the government - we to mujne any side, and to vote the private affair of everyone, at us democracy, we have no right to interfere. You of that, did not hear?!

Well, then the oar land, will not be any mujni, has understood the most judicious. And here have inflated. A pancake, how much it is possible. The rights woman Katya healthy djadki, and purely children we come across. If the government has allowed to press on buttons, means, all is co-ordinated. Also will be to us real mujnja, like kokakoly or makdonaldsov. The advertising action, more shortly. Panels can be thrown out on figs. For you want press, you want do not press, and result one. Will tell, all Russia has unanimously voted, that to citizens sold for ten percent more American mujni for the same money. Hurrah-hurrah, zashibis.

Here gadstvo!

In general it is strange. Estimate, the muzhiks, what money in this project are enclosed. First, panels, nearly hundred millions pieces, on one delivery you will be ruined. Secondly, delivery points on all country. With computers, the personnel, protection. Thirdly, remember, how hardly at them first went, to them that Office of Public Prosecutor, tax firemen cops, and then they with the Central Electoral Commission butted, hardly to the Supreme Court is not has reached... Distribution of panels on half a year was tightened. And they need to remain with profit. It that such under the pretext of mujni to us will try vtjuhat?

Mujnju and vtjuhajut! Gy ive!!!.

It is insulting, we will directly tell. Rarely have granted to you the right to choose not one fool instead of another, and something serious - and here mujnja any turns out. That for destiny foolish! Though Russian be not born. Well, you it... Do not detain. Drink give.

And the people are tightened, as if day non-working. All shop "Files" already here as here. Thought to Vovka on a neck to give for a prorumble, yes there is no it. Good, not very much also it would be desirable, all the same mujnja it is fast.

Hey, drag, whether that, radio. Suddenly there indeed date mujni declare, he-he... How - what for? Interestingly simply. What I, the fool, foolish to press the button? And the panel took, aha. You took? And I took. Give - take...

Vovka goes with a flour. Sad. Because without the panel. Yes it is fine, Vovas, spit, for you will vote, fools will suffice. The neighbour the panel in a push has dropped. Not, has pulled out then. And from me in general zhenka has taken away. Has told, not figs. Women, they understand - the decision responsible, with mujnej jokes are bad.

Yes women also will press the first!

Too a variant. More shortly, Vova, do not worry. Hold a glass.

... And by radio commentators are filled in with nightingales. At everyone the version about mujnju. The advertising action from all ends obmusolili. Someone assures, as if it is sociological interrogation such All-Russia, and the power disappears behind it - has painfully sharply kept separate. One more about check on mass suggestibility rumbles. The madman in the air was rang out, speaks, the button on the panel - That Button, simply wish to divide responsibility, more shortly, press, people Russian, we will show to States kuzkinu mum, you give Third World thermonuclear mujnju! Other loony about invasion of aliens has pushed, obhohotalis all. And have then handed over a microphone old and skilled, which else at Brezhnev in the TV sat, and it it is serious so speaks: come round.

I, speak, I understand, you were bothered with all worse a bitter radish. You were pulled shamelessly by last twenty years. Assured, as if position in which you bend, very fashionable, and all America already so, and Europe in general for a long time etak. But now, when like a life it was adjusted, of what line you do not show a civil liability, even elementary common sense? For mujnju were going to to vote?! Russia! You have become stupid! Who to you has told, what will come mujnja?! You this mujnju saw? Hands it felt, for a cheek put? Here you will press tomorrow the button and if instead of promised mujni will come any cheap poemen? And if it is simple - tyzdets? What you will do then, your mother?!.

Here old and skilled a sound have fastened, have told, it is impossible on air on mother, from radio the licence can take away.

Woman Katya from a balcony: Vovas where a flour, the stuffing is already ready for pies.

Yes pogodi, ba, here business serious.

In a court yard silence, even glass does not ring, the liquid does not gurgle. Very much the people are confused by a hint on possible tyzdets. It to you, misters good, not mujnja. And inflated Russian... Here again hubbub has risen. Borka-razdolbaja have recollected, the Bear-deceiver, Nikita-visionary, Adolf-rascal, the Lukicha-charlatan, and one very widely-read already to Prophetic vlad has reached. When have asked, in what vlad to it is wrong, has answered: on the contrary, unique there was a fair president, has told-has made - for what it and have banged!

And short discussion about the person of companion Stalin in a context of execution by the marked person of its pre-election pledges has come to the end with friendly fight.

Fools you, woman Katya speaks. It it behind a flour has gone down. The grandson not dokrichishsja, it has accepted on a breast and to it all to a bulb, after all tomorrow voting, and there mujnja not far off.

Or tyzdets. Of what public tries not to think, but the worm of doubt sharpens the souls weakened by reorganisation, wild capitalism, oligarhizmom, and definitively smeared by present slow stability.

As there are fools you, woman Katya speaks. Here to me seventy two, and I still though where. Because some spice-cakes sweet from a life never waited, and simply worked, kiddies raised, grandsons nursed. The debt carried out. And to you mujnju on a saucer with blue kaemochkoj have promised, you and are glad - a superfluous occasion job to shirk. Yes you offer me this most mujnju zabesplatno - I will not take!

The panel to you zabesplatno distances, mind muzhiks to woman Katya in a back - to spit it wanted on their answer, knows, that foolish will be.

Yes it did not take, Vovka, looking yours faithfully speaks to the grandmother after. It against mujni. I asked, to me take - has sent.

Kremen the grandma. On such Russia keeps without everyone mujni. Pour. For you, woman Katya! As early as hundred years live without troubles.

... The Snack on the newspaper lays, in the newspaper is written - mujnju have started transnational corporations. There is nobody more. Wish Russian "neftjanku" to pocket. As mujnja on the country will go, all will become stupid, take us naked hands. A question: that then for obkatki technologies not to arrange at first mujnju to any Venezuela. It and will be less, and not such risk if mujnja wrong it will turn out. Russia after all for insult also can cut. The answer: Venezuela certainly is less, but it is cleverer, on mujnju will not be bought. And Russian it only beckon. Strictly speaking, at each carrier of Russian cultural tradition the life passes in expectation mujni. It is always ready to it, as the Irish to binge.

All specifies in the large international capital - both scope of the action, and its anonymity, and the discharged position of the authorities. Even sticks in wheels at the first stage - competently planned public relations. Russian like to support the offended. Have run behind panels like mad. And superfluous did not ask, were quite satisfied with scanty fair brochures, as if mujnja that's nothing unusual and through the clear... And remember, how separate politicians were indignant with it, shouted about criminal levity? Imagine, it has appeared, if the party is financed from abroad, it is indispensable against mujni. What, there are not enough proofs?.

Grows dark already, and muzhiks in a court yard argue, are not appeased.

Here has come Lenka red and more little girls from shop "Trousers".

Woman Katya has gone down, pies at it the whole basin. Have a snack, speaks, obormoty. And you, Lenochka, especially.

Vovka is killed that the panel has broken. I, shout, from a principle would not press the button! I understand now, to what business serious! Perhaps the destiny of Fatherland dares. And can, and in global sense. But who will explain to the simple worker? Eyes to it will open? Yes, as always, one by radio say lies to us, others the TV on ears hang up noodles, the third of newspapers fill in! And all want from our lawful mujni a piece to snatch!

Has grown wiser, whether that, woman Katya speaks.

Lenka red Vovka on a shoulder irons - calm down, you want, the panel I will give, only calm down. Has found because of what to be upset - because of mujni.

It to you it mujnja, Vovka shouts, and on the business it - mujnja! Also it is necessary, that at everyone the voice. I want I participate, I want I do not participate. But the voice should be. And who did not take, or has lost, that fool! It is democracy, you understand? And I, leave, it have refused!

On, take, Lenka to it the panel tychet. Vovka waves away.

You, Vovas, are vain so, muzhiks speak. Democracy it is not simple when a voice, and still when to you daily on ears go, for whom it to give - and you are already ready to hammer in this voice in a drink to any propagandists. At us such democracy here where. We it are full up. You think, why the people for mujnju? That and it.

Aha-aha, Lenka the red has started, and know, how I left in the best saleswoman of shop "Trousers"? Yes I am simple to the client the goods I do not impose. The manager demands: lick them, lick, offer, ask "that you wish", "that to prompt to you", and I in any. I smile to the client, but the first on contact does not go. Because our person I know as peeled. He like also wants, that licked, has got used already, but at heart still hates, when on it press. Also it is assured, that the good goods do not require superfluous advertising. Here so to you, children, mujnju and vparili. Hold, Vovka, my panel, and be happy. Home I will go. To mujne yours to prepare!

Muzhiks sit as if in dung the lowered. The sun has come, in a court yard darkly, coldly, terribly.

And mujnja just about.

Certainly, if at once will begin. Still it is not known, how at them will go, after all warned. And can, and here will inflate, here that the most insulting. Suddenly this history about mujnju from the beginning up to the end a deceit.

Vovka has overturned a glass quickly and for Lenkoj the red has escaped, hardly constraining sobbings.

Woman Katya become empty has picked up a basin and speaks - you, of course, solve everyone for yourselves, and I will tell. We lived differently. And good saw much, and bad. Here to me seventy two years, also happens, rolls such mean sensation, as if all my generation obokrali. But at you whence it? Unless you except mujni have nothing to hope? There is nothing to aspire? Possibilities a little? Are cried, complain, a pier melancholy and disappointment - and present, from what bum we lifted the country. And what idiots, to you not a couple, ordered us. And as all of them profukali, that we have constructed... Yes I would be both hands for mujnju if it corrects Russia to the best. Only mujnja will not help, muzhiks. Because to correct not the country it is necessary, and people. It not Russia bad, and you fools. And your mums-daddies are guilty, by and large. And now, while there was time, excuse the parents, that they such unfortunate have brought up you. Were not able in another way, did not know. Both us raised, and we. Here, me excuse. Here.

That you hurry, muzhiks confusedly speak, do not hurry up, you as if with us are excused, what for so to be frightened mujni, all will be by, the word of honour. This mujnja what it is necessary mujnja. And then, when it still will begin. If at all will begin - we and suppose such possibility.

Yes it at all will not begin, woman Katya speaks. Really you have not understood till now? Same check was! To learn, what we and on what we suit. And that everyone has understood, what it. What exactly have found out about us, I even to present I not undertake. And here we for these months droplets in ourselves have not understood. Both did not understand itself, and we do not understand. To us to think and think of it. And, I am afraid, how much us force, hardly we what acceptable will guess. Not another's soul darkness, and the first of all. Well, good night, I have gone.

Also has left.

Anything to it muzhiks at parting have not told. Words any more not speaking about mujne have still sat a little. Have drunk up that was and too have dispersed, carrying away the most tired.

And in the morning, in nine, as well as it was promised, the panel has begun to blink a bulb.

Woman Katya on kitchen drank tea, the panel laid before it on a table, zazyvno winking at a red eye.

Woman Katya has drunk up tea slowly, has set aside a cup, has crossed, has smiled to something pensively, has stretched a hand and has pressed the button.

Also has begun mujnja.

29.10.2003.