Harmful trade

Since morning before calls tax and it is tender so speaks:

- Well chyo, Sikorsky, be hung up. To those the Muscovite with check has set.

At me a piece of fried eggs across a throat - hrjas! I sit, I cough, eyes on a forehead, soul in heels.

- Hey! - the tax shouts. - the old man! Not so literally! Give, vylaz from a loop. Mozh, will manage still...

Coffee hvatanul has recovered the breath more or less, language has burnt. Cheerfully put begins, one word - polar.

- What line this Muscovite to me popersja? - In a tube I mutter. - it checks you, you!

- That's just the point, that us. Quarter files it was picked, and suddenly asks - et chyo still for hren, "Sikorsky's KB"? We to it - the normal joint-stock company, both wants, and is called, has the right... And it - yes not, I am interested, whence at your Sikorsky such privileges inhuman? What madman from what ceiling to it it has copied all? Judging by the taxation scheme, there vashche not a business concern, and the state boarding school for invalids of the childhood. Well, I and...

Was restive tax, sighs hard. Represents, as if at it conscience is.

- CHyo you? - I ask, and in general, has already guessed, that it. Otherwise would not call.

- You excuse, - speaks, - olden time. Well zatrahal it us, ponimash? To the handle has finished. At me it is direct itself it was pulled out - time you such mistrustful, the mister the adviser of the first rank so podite and personally estimate, than Sikorsky is engaged, and pochto at it edaka accounts department. A pier there were signals - not it there designs helicopters...

- Thanks, - I speak, - druzhishche. Eyelids I will not forget.

And itself already in a hall, a jacket nadrjuchivaju. Now at full speed in a hangar. If only to be in time before the Muscovite. Directly I see this scene - the fool capital with an impudent physiognomy is, the certificate swings, the financial reporting demands, and children from it - who on corners, and who and under a table. Will get a fright, week then cannot work from stutter and trjasenija hands. And with a city that will be? One brigade at us such unique, another is not present.

- You would stick it into dung with a nose, and, Sikorsky?

- Was lost in day-dreams! As though topsy-turvy did not leave...

- But at tja with documents an order! Or not?! - the tax is anxious.

- This only thing, with what at mja an order! - I growl, and I am rolled out for a threshold.

Again twenty five. In sense the minus is so much TSe. Our way warmly. The heater was in time the car most a little raskochegarit, I am got easily. First of all the city scheme on the display. That-ak, where my heroic employees? Similar, are still picked on the Cosmonaut of the Miller. From heart a little otleglo. I call the caretaker.

- Have punched! - shouts. - here it is direct a current that have punched zatyku! And from a well as hlestanet! A fountain! Igor, you will not believe, at us here in all street from a wall to a wall - knee-deep... Good, with the divine help we will clean. You not volnovajsja, shchas we will wash your stuntmen, and in a trice we will bring up.

- It is not necessary in a trice! - I beg. - slowly ehaj, has understood?

- Not. CHyo happens?

- If slowly you will go, nichyo does not happen. Simply to us in a hangar it is direct shchas the whole tax colonel from the Moscow stamps. And you know my children... More shortly, it is necessary, that I terrible djadku vstrel and have prepared this.

- A-a... Well, minutes forty I nashamanju, but am more chyo it would not be desirable. They, you understand, of you have wildly become bored. Nervous already, at Kuzi again the eye twitches.

- Half an hour quite will suffice. Twitches, you speak?. Nichyo, peredergaetsja.

I get under way from a place, and itself I think - peredergatsja it, of course, peredergaetsja. And in general, Kuze it is necessary to get used, though by easy stages, but to communicate with normal people. And that here ubzdyhnet me on spring an icicle, or, let us assume, in accident by the car I will drive - and how then?. But all the same Kuzju it is awfully a pity. If the eye at it - means, to edge is close. Cannot Kuzja without me long. The whole night the brigade on the Miller pottered, I normally to sleep rarely was in time.

So, what still is necessary for us? At children a habit - as will return from breakdown, at once to me in an office climb. Not-et, today this number will not pass. I call to the office-manager.

- Woman Katya! - I shout, hardly on that end a tube have removed. - alarm! Jiggers! Run in a hangar! You will become on an input, a brigade you will intercept, and in an inhabited compartment it you will tyre out! That anybody to me a foot while itself I will not resolve!

And in a tube its grandson easy so:

- Zdraste, uncle Igor. You chyo, have forgotten, at the grandmother a compensatory holiday today. It to mum having left, in the sixth area. Candles having carried and a lamp kerosene, there at them since midnight of an electricity are not present.

- What for candles, if and so it is light?

- It you, uncle Igor, at them ask.

From the sixth area woman Katya to a hangar does not keep up in time in any way. Who else can to calm down the reraised brigade? Unless the psychologist who with us works. I call. Number is blocked. Means, the psychologist works. Only, alas, not with us.

If all manages today, the award to myself I will write out the abnormal. In the psychopathological size.

Office at us detached, consider behind the city line, healthy such hangar. Conveniently - I directly inside call in through elevating gate, and at a door of the office I brake. Here it, a kennel native - warmly, it is light, the whole wall is veiled by reading and writing from the mayoralty, in an aquarium zhabius sleeps sluggishly and immoderately. At once it is somehow easier on a shower. Only suddenly phones to call begin - both on a table, and in a pocket at once. I bring to ears both tubes, and I hear in a real stereo a trumpet roar of expensive our town governor.

- Sikorsky of horse-radishes! - the mayor shouts. - CHyo, this horse-radish Moscow at you already?

- We wait-with, - I answer. - it is good, I was in time, and that bojazno for children. Suddenly it bites, or still chyo...

- Children... CHyo you to me about children, your intellectuals hrenovy all Cosmonaut of the Miller on a horse-radish zasrali, ten worthless tanks there have left an art ihoe to take out!

- And chyo you wanted? - I ask. - in the same place a bias, and at the very bottom zatyka. Pressure estimate! By our calculations it has been simply obliged pyornut, differently in any way. And to the Miller on a fig, it the cosmonaut. And not such, probably, saw.

- You at me on a horse-radish doshutishsja! An ulcer, you understand, Siberian! Hear, Igor, a horse-radish with it, with the Miller, at me to those conversation serious.

- The law such is, - I speak, - "Under pressure all worsens"! Physics.

- It you about chyo?! - the mayor is surprised.

- About zatyku under pressure. Zatyku have punched, pressure has received an exit, and pyornulo. CHyo now not to punch it is more?

- Yes forget you on a horse-radish about the pressure perdjashchee!

- At me pressure normal. In the morning of a current of criteria. Hundred twenty on semsjat. Though to Mars start instead of the Miller of your beloved.

- I did not ask the Miller of it from us in a city to be given birth... - the mayor is answerable. - hear, Igor, well excuse. Did not wish on tja to shout. Since the morning as have begun a swagger-mazhory... In the sixth area a substation sailing - you know, yes? Then at signalmen any oblom systems mysterious, we sit now without the companion. And shchas call - the son from school threaten to expel, teachers hrenovy! Well, I think, troubles for one day suffice... Nichyo the similar! You present - any tundrjuk buhoj directly at mja under windows on a snowmobile in "McDonalds" has driven. Through a show-window. Well chyo, well here chyo tundrjuku it is necessary in this worthless bigmachnoj?!

- Taste of a season to try, - I speak. - firm seasoning "MakSpirit". About as caresses tundrjukskoe an ear this familiar - is not present, I even would tell - a sign word!

- In general, Igor, I chyo have solved. Under the law you are not obliged to report on the tax specialist on character of the activity. Correctly? Well, here also do not speak, what exactly zanimeashsja.

I from such sharp change of a theme a little become stupid, I shake a head, and here I understand, that till now I sit, as last u-o, with two tubes.

- In documents chyo it is written down - Sikorsky predostavljat to a city inzhiniringovye services, so? Documents at tja are perfectly in order, I know. The Muscovite, what such services will start to get to the bottom, tell - go on a horse-radish, helicopters I design, and vashche, at mja confidential KB.

- And it to me after that with the public prosecutor is not? - I doubt.

- The public prosecutor to him is! - the mayor assures. - in a dreadful dream. And has told - start up a current to me it will be put, I from this evrazhki will sew varezhku. It you know, where lives, the public prosecutor? Of a carriage do not fall out - on the Cosmonaut of the Miller! To the public prosecutor your services, this... - inzhiniringovye! - is not more rare, than once a week is required.

- Well, if the public prosecutor...

- Current do not let out, and?

- Yes to me to stir vashche there is no need. And so for hundred steps to a hangar clearly, chyo for design office. Very confidential.

- Mozh, not sobrazit. Glavna a piece, be silent. I even to present I am afraid, what stench rises, if the Muscovite learns, to chyo here at all of us is started.

- About a stench, - I nod, are you directly in a hole.

The town governor ignores my allegory, advises to take heart, and is disconnected. To a tube treasure in places. I sit, I wait for the Muscovite, I am mown by one eye on the computer with accounts department, another - on a box with the paper documentation. Hands and are scratched once again all to check up. E-eh, here goes! I stir papers, I estimate, at what the Muscovite can carp. And here knock at a door. Nachalstvennyj the such.

- Welcome! - cheerfully almost I shout. And knee tendons shiver. And the mayor has wound there is no place further, and most it is uncomfortable. If the promised stench really rises, "Sikorsky's KB" in half a year-year it will be possible to close. Firm it is a pity, and it is especially a pity children - well to whom they, except me, are necessary...

The terrible Moscow uncle comes. Indeed the terrible. A healthy case, a muzzle kabanja, a sight furious. A nose twists. Sniffs.

- Zdraste, - grunts. - colonel Dubov, tax police, off-schedule check... - and directly guzzles me round porosjachimi eyes.

And at your obedient servants vidok suspicious very much - with pieces of paper it was imposed, neither to give, nor to take, the malicious defaulter and uklonist from taxes in a quickly way cleans accounts department.

- Who here Sikorsky?

I already look back - yes like there is more nobody in an office, only zhabius. It, of course, an animal for the breed abnormally large, but all the same it for the general director even from drunk eyes you will not accept.

- I Sikorsky, I. You sit down, the mister the colonel.

- I thank. Listen, and whence has begun to smell such terrible? Both in the street, and inside. The water drain has punched?

Would laugh, yes bojazno, the colonel is too furious by sight, will not understand humour. At us in a city about the water drain "has punched" - the most valuable word. Because, means, before in it has tightly hammered. As recently on the Cosmonaut of the Miller. And if has hammered - that, it turns out, what? It turns out, the one who is able to punch it should come.

Well, and to a smell all of us habitual. I not in the sense that only we - "Sikorsky's KB" - and in general local. A life such.

- Yes here, - I speak, - on a hillock, a wind rose slanting. Especially on Tuesdays - chyo a current here does not bear. Tundrjuki in a century before last complained, itself in the city chronicle read.

Well, ches-speaking, about natives I a little that.

In a permafrost the faecal water drain in general badly feels itself. To coldly it, boleznoj. Especially ours which in the days of yore pulled, hastily yes it is superficial. And the small town tiny was earlier. But at the very least dung on pipes floated. And now here basic base of the enormous extracting company. To the people darkness, houses new ponatykano, and networks municipal to what connected? To old dead system with the narrow collectors, closed on weak sediment bowls. And the qualitative structure of dung has considerably changed. About thirty-forty years ago that on collectors flew - it, newspapers diluted. So to say, related materials. And now the people of that only in toilet bowls do not throw, especially lovely ladies though and it is forbidden are more strict. Well and klinit a stream. Terrible stoppers are formed, dung on street pret, and there it moroztsem takes - and in general the end. And under the earth the stream cannot stand in no event. Not only that a frozen ground so also abnormal, peremerzshaja - we after all develop crystal gas.

- Than it pulls? - The colonel again smells, and is definitive kosorylitsja. - And whence? At you office through provonjal. Pure hydrogen sulphide. Really from combine?

- Not, natural gas at all does not smell, in it then specially merkaptan add. I speak - a wind rose. Who knows it, chyo flies, yes whence. Mozh, the deer in tundra has died...

M-yes, about a deer is I too slightly not so.

One year ago kombinatskie have forked up also perfect regeneratornuju have constructed - it, near, the kilometre will not be. Only sense in it almost any while pipes under the earth the old lay. Eh to tell lies to the colonel, what is it with regeneratornoj vonishchu bears - so after all does not smell, an infection! As if not dung through itself drives, and gas, it be wrong.

That here underfoot gas though with back eat, for a long time have opened. Only it at us as if pressed, in the crystal form. And here, at last have guessed, as it to extract and in business to start up. Quite safe method though in a cellar own dig. Hurrah-hurrah, dig shahtishchu, put nearby kombinatishche, fill a city the population under an outset, all is remarkable. Only completely not remarkably left, when industrial working out has begun. While experimental batches extracted, by-effects were not. And as were accepted this gas by megatons through the top layers of earth to drag out, it is soil - has exposed to frost to the full extent. Together, understand, with pipes. Good, water to warm up it is possible. And dung?! In each toilet bowl on a boiler?! Or will order to combine to buy dry closets on half-hundred tyshch to the people, moreover and, the main thing, constantly to supply with their reactants?

Whether business tundrjuki - under any weather conditions in an open country recover, and though that. Already zavidki take. Cheerful children. About once a month gather to combine on snowmobiles, in air from berdanok scorch, and shout chorus: "Russian, a wolf shameful, leave the Russia! The Invader-imperialist, your mum fak, rashen gou houm!". Kombinatsky there and then it to steam of backpacks of fiery water - on! Natives vodka suffice, and back in tundra. And all are terribly happy. Here too a nature riddle - on vodka at the heads always money is. And the water drain special high-altitude to lay - shortage of means.

There is, of course, a variant to cut in a frozen ground of holes that all city there with buckets ran. But you present, how much it is necessary to people to pay extra for discomfort and as it is amicable they from such life an alcoholism will be ill. Cheerfully, yes - you jump out from an entrance with a dung bucket, full to the brim, around a minus sixty, in an organism gramme... It is unreal. The mentality will not sustain. We not trailblazers what, and simple workers.

To put it briefly, that the city faecal system worked, in it should go incessant shevelenie. With which it is necessary to provide somehow. That is, stoppers to reveal and immediately to punch.

Than also the joint-stock company of the closed type "Sikorsky's Design office" is engaged.

I at first wished to name office simply, as in that joke: "Creamy". And then I think - what line? Job serious, responsible, demands the engineering approach... And in general I the guy with humour. Like.

- And what for an animal surprising in an aquarium? - The colonel has looked round, and on zhabiusa a thick finger specifies.

- Toad, - I speak. Without inappropriate comments.

Generally our animal - ZHabius Govenius Reks. Because of it Mihalych with perepugu consciousness has lost, when ZHabius it is direct to it on a foot has jumped out. Carried away by a rough stream. From a point in a female toilet dostoslavnoj the mayoralties. As it in our water drain has pleased, as there has survived - a riddle. Have warmed an animal, have sheltered. We are proud now. The director of combine as regards reptiles a little set, at most iguana at home lives, so it to look at our toad specially came. Long considered, language clinked, and has then told: "It is necessary, and colour what, directly camouflage!". And else colour if zhabius, being scientifically expressed, pure water - is more exact some pure dung - sewer endemik can be what?.

- M-yes, - the colonel speaks, examining zhabiusa. - From apart carried? Africa, probably?

- Like that, - I agree. One fig. Or at me money of a hen do not peck, or I the liar note. Both that, and another for the tax policeman, consider, a frank recognition in larceny.

Here position foolish! Also I know after all precisely, that anything criminal the colonel at me not naroet - all the same serdchishko misses a bit. Eh, has spoilt Russian domination of bureaucracy, cowards has made. Not without reason we are not present-is not present, and tundrjukam we will envy. In "McDonalds" on a snowmobile... Yes ive. About such the people speak - "have knowingly lived a life".

And here I hear - a diesel engine. Hum on lifting, heavy drag. So same tanks! Enormous tanks with heating, from the Cosmonaut of the Miller on regeneratornuju carry dung. Akkurat by our hangar. Ur-ra! Anything to invent it is not necessary, and I will tell to the colonel - yes here whence smells...

And the colonel gets at this time a scarf, clamps it a nose, and now at all figuratively grunts:

- Good, we will start.

Only to start at us does not leave, because one of diesel engines suddenly hoarsely vzrevyvaet at the porch as if a hangar to ram was going to. Correctly sorientirovat the Moscow visitor to prepare for a meeting with a brigade, I am not in time. Behind a wall the terrible roar is distributed, and through a sealant on an office door makes the way such vonishcha, what even my trained nose screws up the face. Disinfection, it pohlestche dung will be time in ten.

- And it that else the such?! - above a scarf the Muscovite is considerably poured by blood.

- And it, respected, - I speak, - the brigade of punches has returned from job!

"Whether a horse-radish to us now?" - the mayor would tell in such situation. Here and me already - not a horse-radish.

- To-about th a brigade?!

And here guys become hollow in an office. Ahead Kuzja with the twitching eye.

- Have punched! Igor, we have punched it!

The colonel does not redden any more, and opposite, turns pale. Children everything, as one, in the written off army fighting survival suits, only helmets posnimali. And at Kuzi in the left claw - its liked propyra. It Also waves it in air dangerously enough.

In general, a show that still.

Vonizma too God forbid.

The colonel sitting is stunned. However, me now not to it, I look at children, I estimate, in what they a condition. Like anything. Guys grow. The great piece work therapy if competently to apply it.

Tishka to me from afar nods, unfastens varezhki and climbs to an aquarium zhabiusa to feed. Mihalych tries forward by Kuzi to climb through and in an ear propyroj not to obtain. And Kuzja know to itself mutters, tells, how it is remarkable they today have punched. I well enough assort its speech - have got used for five years, yoly-paly - but just today doubts overcome me. Because decoding kuzinogo babble the following: when guys already have lost any hope to master zatyku, the brilliant idea suddenly was born - not to press through, and to break.

Inventors hrenovy, they took Kuzju for feet, and a head downwards from five-metre height in the main pipe have thrown! And it propyru in claws has clamped, before itself has exposed... Well, also it was stuck in frozen kakashku. And taki has stirred it.

"propyra" is Kuzja itself the name has invented. Four breakage, welded together a package, and on the end zhelezjaka from an axe-koluna most healthy what could find., Of course, not only manual probojnyj strument - technics everyone too is available for us - but when it is necessary zatyku to pick open in a close collector, it is better propyry will think up than nothing. And in a fighting survival suit ekzoskelet and servo-drivers, we have slightly strengthened this business - know to myself a crappy frozen ground pyrjaj, and in a moustache do not blow. Certainly, instead of regular gloves we put varezhki-claws, differently strument you will not keep. Five pieces to me of survival suits kombinatskie snabzhentsy have extracted, I do not know, as, but like under the law everything, the written off ammunition.

- Listen, Sikorsky... - eyes at the colonel absolutely osvinevshie. Is that for concourse of morons? Smelly... Than your so-called "bureau" is engaged?!

And at me suddenly the mood has risen, after all guys are live-are healthy, moreover zatyku have punched. The problem is executed, the liked city can spoil easy. So of that to me to be afraid? Well, also I answer the Muscovite:

- It is known, than is engaged. Helicopters designs!

Here Mihalych a joke also has spoilt.

At Mihalycha the highest in a brigade ah-kju. Under seventy. But when on you a fighting survival suit, handicraft ways adapted for job in the frozen dung completely, the intelligence does not rescue - any human premise for you that posudnaja a bench for svezherazmorozhennogo a mammoth... Mihalych tries to bypass Kuzju, awkwardly turns, touches the colonel, and drops it on a floor together with a chair. Directly takes down.

The colonel does not shout, and squeals - a pig it and in tundra a pig, - to it is sick, it was put by an armour large object in ten poods. Kuzja frightened otprygivaet aside, drops propyru - here has carried - and stares at the colonel as if that not from a chair, and from the Moon has fallen down. "Kuzja!" - I call, it is important to me to distract the guy, it had earlier a manner for fear to shut the face with the hands, and it has not removed a claw, in any way I will not disaccustom them, that, having unfastened a helmet, first of all screwed together claws...

- Not-e-t! - I shout.

It Mihalych, intended to rectify an error and to smooth down fault, bends down and the colonel above an elbow terrible iron varezhkoj with amplifiers suffices.

- Zvinite-pzhalsta-I-more-not-will! - vystrelivaet our clever man pokajannuju a phrase, which else in the first group of a boarding school for all life zatverdil.

Certainly, Mihalych wishes the colonel to plant into place, easily and easy as if anything and was not. It now two such wild boars on one hand will lift. It is compressed varezhka.

- Hundred-about th!!! All back! - I shout, and itself I estimate, me as, already today in a collector to be drowned, or pogodja it is sensitive?

The colonel hardy has appeared. It was pulled out and is direct on three bones, not ceasing to howl, from an office has rushed, a head a door vyshib, and somewhere has skipped away.

In tundra, wounds to lick.

Tishka in the come silence says:

- N-well, me-me-me... Mihalych. N-well, you and me-me-me... The Idiot.

It means, it Mihalycha condemns, but slightly. They when wish someone to offend seriously, speak "u-o". One more habit internatovskaja.

At Tishki ah-kju in general is not present. It tests to pass refuses, and all. Roundabout ways to it a fifty-kopeck piece have counted. Have underestimated, I think.

Mihalych thinks, that has done - and in crying.

Kuzja sees, that Mihalych it is upset, and too begins to roar.

I leave because of a table, I unfasten to children of a claw, yet have not started some tear to wipe them.

In Tishke, similar, the command spirit, because eyes at it considerably wet is played. But it still keeps. It should be fixed.

- Conduct them in a locker room, - I speak. - track, that have taken a shower, and itself do not forget. Survival suits lay accurately. Yes, propyru take away - it rolls. In half an hour I will bring you to have breakfast and bainki.

Ugu, has brought. Only I manage to calm somehow children and to help Tishke to expel them from an office - again a call. The Caretaker of the sixth area. I also have forgotten absolutely, that at them razgonnyj the pump in a pipe costs. Gol on an invention it is artful - time dung on own will does not float, to it a turbo-supercharging have arranged. While this pressurisation was not, "Sikorsky's KB" of the sixth area simply did not get out. I there spent the day literally and spent the night. And children were still not skilled, of people of everyones were afraid, and not just Muscovites - it was necessary a brigade directly on a place to order, that guys protected felt themselves... And then the pump has earned, in the sixth it became much easier, here and I have forgotten.

- It is stopped, - the technician speaks. - It rises and stopped. And I will strain only by the evening will give. I am afraid, late, will not cope with the pump. CHyo to do? Mozh, tolkanuli slightly heavy layer?

"A heavy layer" - bottom where any alien subjects fall, zabuhnuv. I remember, a dead deer vykovyrjali. How it there has pleased? Though zhabius too after all whence undertook, not from Africa.

Yes, to push it is necessary. To push through from the sixth in the fifth, there it samotekom will be dispersed. And that by the evening on half-pipes a blockage narastet though all city rake.

- Three hours, - I speak. - in three hours for us wait. Children, let have got tired though is a little had a rest. Itself with them I will arrive. And miracles I do not promise. The brigade has got very tired.

- They are your three bears, and have got very tired?

- It they in appearance three bears. Mentality but as the kitten, has more thimble.

Behind a wall again a diesel engine - a new portion of dung to regeneratornoj carry. I sit, on a carriage back has leant back, a ceiling I examine. I dream of toilet bowls-bidets with electronic control, as at my place. In everyone apartment on such unit - it is already easier. The toilet paper even best, in connection with dung forms very unpleasant pulp, inclined to komkovaniju and to freezing.

Still I dream of the federal law strictly punishing for sbrasyvanie in a toilet bowl of used female plugs and linings, and also packings from them. Wrappers from sweets of any. Stubs. Packs from under cigarettes. Bottle stoppers (as they there drop them? What for?) . Scraps in general, and a peel banana - separately. Fried eggs burnt slightly, and other sub-standard meal. Syringes disposable and reusable. Klizm. A wool animal, both house, and wild. Clods of the hair combed out from a head, especially - from a head female. Feathers of any bird. Account materials computer. Engineering specifications on films. Draught copies of decisions of the mayoralty - in any kind, because of unreasonable volume. Bank notes, including the foreign. Wallets - as with bank notes, including foreign, and without. Plastic cards debetnyh and credit, including banks-non-residents. Hours naruchnyh. Means of a mobile communication and accessories to them. Manipulators of type "mouse". Tools of correction of sight of type "points". Ware a bat - what pleasure, that unbeaten, thanks God, will not climb through! Heads face to keys nut. Screw-drivers. Tapes izoljatsionnoj, in rolls and pieces. Details of toilet bowls - an important detail! Knifes, plugs, spoons. Handkerchiefs. Scarfs, a cachenez, ties. Socks full of holes. Cowards! Stockings different!! Pampers!!!

And the penalty should be adequate - if that not put in a toilet bowl has thrown, let the same to you in a bum will drive!!!

That-ak, is time to call to the psychologist. Any more for children - for itself.

And here and he, is easy on pomine, in an office looks.

- Searched for me? - Asks. - well, what at you? How children?

- You where were?!

- At the client. Urgent job. Give, swear about nondisclosure - I now for the sake of you will break a professional etiquette.

- Let in the sixth area for ever an electricity will disconnect!

- Seriously. I respect. In general, Sikorsky, business such. If something is required from our public prosecutor - address to me.

- At it chyo, a problem with a head?! - I ask, and itself to fail it is ready through a permafrost. Suddenly poplohelo to the muzhik because of the dung, fallen asleep anti-tank posts directly under windows? Whether it is not enough, what, the madman, will make conclusions of this show. Perhaps from it soon friendly service also is required to me - that has not planted years on hundred.

- At it a problem with the wife. The spouse of the public prosecutor has opened global plot. It appears, they are Martians arrange diversions in the water drain. Wish to tyre out mankind back in the Stone Age and to enslave. At us they while train, and here in a month will hammer in pipes on all planet - and the civilisation end.

Oh. That the public prosecutor since the morning vyzverilsja, and the Muscovite promised on varezhki to start up.

- To move down it it is necessary, - I speak, - from the Cosmonaut of the Miller.

- It is exact. Well, and at you that for a drama?

I have depicted a situation. "Guys grow, however, - the psychologist speaks. - as early as a half-year back to you it would be cheerful...". Has agreed to sleep children to lay and program on full rest, that pair of hours - and as new. Well, have set to an inhabited compartment. It at us in a distant corner of a hangar is as though a flat - on any emergency, like today's. Kitchen there, a bedroom and so on. To be chewed-rest in bed.

I hear - noise, din, children in per capita lap. Cheerful already. To the psychologist were delighted, it it almost as native. And news about job overtime for a brigade always a holiday. To these blockheads give vent, they as horses to death will tyre out themselves. More precisely, to a nervous exhaustion. Which at my pupils comes so quickly, as an eye to blink will not be in time.

It, to poor creatures, the in itself life on an ox paradise seems.

Though why to "poor creatures"? Like the job, are surrounded by attention, enjoy in each lived afternoon... As they in snowballs played one of these days! Darlings enormous thirty-year durolomy. Happy. My kiddies...

You rejoice for them, yes? And here probrosjat on a city normal pipes - also what further, Sikorsky? Children do not become necessary, and the city will not have a reason to go all out to confirm annually your guardianship. After all you under the law cannot be the trustee. You under the law in general almost can nothing - and besides the law too... Dorastit guys before change of physical inability group by it - whether you will be in time? Whether you will manage? And whether children will pull other group?

And there are more than possibilities any. Streets of the technician cleans, and even in ashmen to us not to move - szhigatel have constructed, and export on semiautomatic devices, know buttons press. Is not present in district of dirty job. Progress, its mother, and pryot seven-mile steps. That is, what?

That is, as soon as faecal system will replace, no public prosecutor of children will gain. On the contrary, the city will try to forget, aki a dreadful dream, this long-term pozorishche - a brigade of punches, unique and unique, one for the whole world though in the Book of Records bring. And children will go to live in a boarding school for u-o, and you... On a history dump. Too - to live. One-odineshenek, without children, without the wife - though, can, will be what compassionate, or is simple on money greedy, money "Sikorsky's KB" in dung narylo is decent.

Directly though diversion make. neshto we are sillier than Martians?

- You that, depressnul? - The psychologist asks. - spit.

We on kitchen sit, tea we drink. Children in a bedroom sleep sluggishly and immoderately. Behind a wall again tankers overstrain. To carry it today - not to transport.

- Yes not, I so, about the future have reflected.

- And what to reflect? In the future you, road, the judicial claim from the Muscovite waits. Here uvish, it still will try to criminal to inflate business. Anything, do not worry. Now again to prokurorovoj to the wife it is necessary to me - at the same time I will talk to her spouse, he-he... For children do not worry. I before a brigade exit on breakdown again here will approach, I will look, as they.

- This time be not late.

- I will try. The Wife not the, and the big chief. To it it is simple so you will not tell - a pier excuse, the madam, other madwomen wait for me...

Has left. I in a workshop was went, have checked up survival suits, on strument have looked. Difficultly something serious with these zhelezjakami without the aid of children to do, heavy everything, but superficial survey I and alone can. Here it is not clear, to take in the sixth area of "mole", or as. It would not be desirable. Our "mole" is not your "mole", what like ershika on a long cable with the handle for rotation. We these children's "moles" ershikami also call, them only toilet bowls yes points to punch.

Our "mole" - a shell with variable geometry, such combine self-propelled for loosening and lifting of a heavy layer. Healthy, the swine, behind car on the trailer is dragged. All the device is good, yes is painfully great, even in the combined kind. It it is possible only on a joint of areas downwards to tyre out, where wide descent in a collector. And as in the sixth now the current is not present, leaves, zapityvatsja we will be from the seventh - the cable will suffice?. Well it while, "mole". If we will see, that manually we do not consult, the caretaker we will ask to be winded in a hangar.

Eh, extremely the muzhik is necessary to me on help sensible rukastyj. Yes where it you will find such - that u-o was not afraid and to smells did not react? "The executive manager - physically strong man with the metalwork skills is required to a complex brigade of punches, suffering a chronic cold and capable gently to concern adult children".

At first sight, such it is full - I after all searched, tried. But at all competitors was, as the psychologist, obvious shortage asotsialnyh bents has told. Only will hear, that "Sikorsky's KB" dung moves - at once good-bye, despite the enormous salary.

To Spoil in a pipe all good fellows, and here to provide on it movement... If are for this purpose necessary asotsialnye to bent then I do not understand what - social. The people were dismissed. Three quarters of the world with gas provides, here and it was dismissed. Still sniffs, that of Russia banana republic have made. Russian bananas are good, will tell nothing - hundred years ago the half-countries on a hole went, and anything, - and now to each worker submit a serviceable toilet bowl, differently it will not be employed. It is desirable a toilet bowl with the Internet. Or separately a toilet bowl and the Internet-II. Fie!.

Though, on the other hand, to complain of general fastidiousness to me a sin - for this reason I and has got to ten with the "inzhiniringovym the project".

That is, to the city water drain has got.

Has called in in an office, from a carriage on a sofa has rolled over, has dozed off. From nerves, probably. Restlessly somehow, I feel, sideways there is "Sikorsky's KB" an incident with the Muscovite. Has woken up - all soul in scratches, so its cats poskrebli. And the main thing, silence. Neither a call, nor knock at a door. As calm before a storm. Children has lifted, has told to an exit to prepare. I sit, at an aquarium I look, zhabiusu I envy. The forage to it poured. Behind one wall the brigade iron clanks, for another motors hoot - have bothered already.

Phone. I have already jumped up. Well, I think, has begun! And it is the caretaker.

- Leave, - speaks, - I in a hill meal. chyo movement now at you it is direct as in the centre...

- So tanks. Good, we on street. Hey, children! Have gone!

The technician has muttered something else - a pier, not only tanks, yes I have not listened to the end, at me other call entering. Hoped - the psychologist. And it has appeared tax.

- Sikorsky! - shouts. - you chyo have done?!

- Yes you understand...

- The Muscovite has lifted the power and to you has gone! Sit, do not twitch, I have already called the mayor! Glavna a piece - do not twitch! Will shoot on figs!

On a corridor children on an exit stamp, to me from an office is well audible. Only I have opened a mouth, suddenly - ba-bah! A door entrance.

- To stand! The weapon on a floor!

And the floor-mat-refloor-mat, ears fade.

Power, it always so - is more than pressure, noise and abusive abuse. That at once at the tax bearer not to shoot, perhaps he will be frightened.

Yes only not on those have attacked.

To me then tax the cartridge with record from a corridor has presented. It and so on a city went, but it for the big money sold, and it to me - is free. "As to the producer", - has told. At me in a corridor to be put to gunpowder has not sufficed, I through a hangar slid to an emergency exit, but that at this time occurred, now I know, and I can describe.

Means, there is on a corridor a brigade of punches in survival suits with the lowered visors. Walks, as on parade. Cheerful, had a rest, with that, that was in the morning, zapoloshnoj and derganoj - simply not to compare, in general other people. Ahead Kuzja with Tishkoj side by side. At Kuzi in a hand propyra, and Tishka on a shoulder drags... Good, a word almost literary so I will tell - govnodav. Notable strument. A railway jack hydraulic with effort razzhima under hundred tons. Covers are welded on it from two ends from the manholes, only ground slightly that in any pipe climbed through.

Behind Mihalych stamps, krestoviny collapsible to govnodavu bears, from rails such designs for an emphasis.

And towards to a brigade the group of power support of tax police rushes. All as is necessary - automatic machines, the reservation, "the weapon on a floor", matjugi.

Kuzja, despite frightening sizes, a being timid to cowardice. Mihalych most of all is afraid to make any mistake. And here Tishka at us the fighter, especially when has had a rest and in the territory. Now it at home, only was going to on job, and here to it vperlis any fools, on manners - full u-o.

Therefore it takes, and from a shoulder throws govnodavom in crowd silovikov.

I would not want, that in me have started a railway jack. Even simple, without covers from hatches. And you?

Siloviki fall, as size, dropping each other and randomly scorching extensively. From walls and a ceiling shreds fly. To a brigade all the same, a survival suit the bullet does not take. Besides, children simply do not know, what is it such - when in you shoot.

Siloviki try to rise and open aim fire on children. But Tishka publishes through external dynamics of a survival suit a deafening war-call - he so shouted recently, playing snowballs. Tormoznuvshie was Kuzja with Mihalychem understand are too game. Kuzja exposes before itself propyru, and Mihalych krestoviny, and together they rush on the opponent.

Also knock out it from a hangar to edrene mothers.

Taking down the Muscovite rising on steps carefully pressing to a breast the plastered hand.

There at us a foot exit - krylechko small with a handrail, and steps of pieces five.

I have just left through spare, but before it for a long time did not clean, at me wheels stick in a snowdrift. Therefore I am temporary obezdvizhen, and I can observe only how the ball from ten armour bodies slides on steps. A roar, cries, and any vaguely familiar porosjachy squeal. Well, power like have understood what to shoot at children uselessly. If they still extensively puljali, here to me precisely the end comes. Yes for certain and to the Muscovite at the same time.

For ever this scene not to forget. The Freeze frame. The wide unrolled road, cars costs multitudes. Both tax, and a box of the caretaker of the sixth area, and the tank with dung - drivers free circus look. Before them on a platform at a hangar the heap-is small, in centre Tishka is seen, already again seized govnodavom. From under a heap the Muscovite to creep out tries, but someone for a foot has seized it and, judging by a look of the colonel, on painful reception it took.

Around automatic machines roll, and propyru Kuzja has lost.

Here on a platform the black jeep flies, from it the mayor and the public prosecutor jump. Second in horror on an event look, then to shout begin, but as nobody hears them, rush to take away a heap-malu personally. This courageous decision - to the mayor there and then give in turnip, it falls, and the heap covers it.

I, the main thing, sit, as last u-o, in the carriage, from a place I can not move. To Shout to a brigade that has stopped, senselessly, tried, a drink it is already broken.

If not the caretaker, I do not know, than all would end. My children only have entered into taste, and power, those like have become stupid - in a life anybody did not render such successful resistance to them.

But the technician, it whether was afraid possible smertoubijstva, whether has simply decided social justice to make. More shortly, it has run up to the nearest tank, something vodile has told, has unhooked a drain hose, and has pulled to a fight place. And drove on the tank a cover has cast away, and a hand in the panel has started.

The technician it has frankly shouted - will suffice supposedly and that harm will be. But power just Tishku have fallen down, Mihalych for it has taken offence, and the beginnings of all to the right and on the left krestovinoj to belabour. Well, the technician also has waved vodile. And that has smiled widely as if the cosmonaut the Miller before start to Mars, and the handle has pulled.

The tank with heating, dung as fresh, even is better. And the pump there the good costs, powerful... They, the main thing, have understood not at once, that occurs, pottered still something, fists waved. Well, they have taken ton up, it is exact. Means, tax ten snouts, beginning from the Muscovite, my blockheads three, yes from fathers of a city two representatives. Though the public prosecutor is not counted, to it at once govnodavom below a back has pleased, and it under a porch has departed. Leaves, about seventy kgs on a nose. Mine all the same, they in this business dive every day, and here the rest, as a whole, it was not pleasant. At them also the regimentals were, as though to tell, not under the form.

In general, have decided while not to fight any more.

The Caretaker has thrown a hose, in the car - pryg, and gas. Correctly, I consider.

Dermovozy too from a place have acted in film - and on regeneratornuju.

And silence. Even the tax do not use foul language - groan only plaintively. And the Muscovite does not squeal, has become hoarse, poor. It has then appeared - not only that edges to it have rumpled, when from a porch sshibli so still a foot have dislocated.

I have stuck the button on a carriage armrest, in a collar hangar have opened.

- Attention! - I shout. - I suggest all to pass immediately in a compartment of sanitary processing! Disinfection at the expense of the company.

From under a porch the public prosecutor gets out. All in white - snow there namelo. Holds in hands two polovinki someone's automatic machine, one with a trunk, another with a butt. Looks with interest at slowly settling mountain of dung of which participants of slaughter - who on all fours and who and by swimming get out. Looks at me - everything, I think, the end. And he only speaks, is sympathetic so:

- Well, Sikorsky, and a trade harmful you to itself has chosen!

- Yes chyo, - I speak, - normal... Always wished to serve people. That it it was good!

... We on a dustbin work now. It earlier in a city at all was not, now is. And the incinerator has burnt down that from an overload. Well, I saninspektoru have put a box of fiery water, so it to me personally plan "utilizatsionnoj platforms" has drawn also blessing with an official stamp has drawn. Rented "Sikorsky's KB" a tundra piece, has dug a foundation ditch, an entrance to it nakatalo. According to the advice of the psychologist I have sustained a pause in some days that the city provonjal as follows - and to the mayoralty. Inside to me then not to pass was, well, I not proud, at an entrance have caught the heads.

The mayor in general looked bad that day - that you want, the city in dust sinks also the help to wait there is no place, - and as me has seen, all has begun to shake and has tried from the doors of an entrance with running start in the car to jump. Has slipped, a head in a snowdrift - hrjas! I already here as here, a wheel to it on a fur coat have driven, now quickly will not get rid of Sikorsky. Then the mayor has decided a stroke to feign. And I while all fussed to whom it is necessary from assistants - the offer on rendering inzhiniringovyh services. The mayor of tablets warm has eaten, has recovered the breath slightly, to it and speak - our saviour tuta. The mayor - chyo, this?! To it - it.

Also all has gone almost as earlier. To me the bulldozer under a hand control have altered, children help cars to unload, scrape out that has stuck. New szhigatel promise not soon - money is not present - and from sad thoughts about the future I am temporarily insured.

The technician from the sixth area too to us has moved, the executive manager. Speaks, on a dustbin real business, live, for general advantage becomes, moreover and is cheerful. And that the truth, on the water drain now from melancholy you will die. As soon as scandal has come to Moscow, there has arrived to us the big commission, and hardly rasteplilos, have started to put on a city modern cold-resistant faecal system. The design thought over, never will shut up, from Alaska experts came - only languages clinked.

Children first have slightly become gloomy. I understand them, all the same "punch" sounds is proud, you say aloud - a punch! - it is powerful, yes? And "the operator of the U-platform" - does not sound at all. At the same combine of operators of everyones as in tundra of deer. With a mop runs, and already the operator. The psychologist, and that not has explained at once to guys, that their new trade not less dangerous, heroic and necessary to people, than former. And here I in one perfect day, bossing levers, and observing as the brigade in a garbage truck potters about, have thought up a word - "chipper". Children after all than are engaged? Beat off from bodies of cars pieces of the pressed dust. And I speak: there were you punches, and now chippers - what difference? Have become cheerful. Really, what difference?

After all this our job on former before surprise is similar. I already dream to throw out sometimes that have forbidden the population furniture sets on a dustbin - and that of fuss with them...

Here, again! The whole three refrigerators. I, of course, caterpillars will stamp them. But a foundation ditch at me not the rubber! And the people in it bring down that popadja. Good one refrigerators. Horror that only we do not utilise. And in what volumes. Hardly with garbage trucks we keep up, and places already just barely enough, it is time to open and search still for a platform the person on the second bulldozer.

Precisely - to forbid. That dare to throw out, somehow: snowmobiles razukomplektovannye and bodies automobile. Engines petrol, diesel and electric. Wheels in gathering, disks, tyres, a detail of a suspension bracket are larger than a tip of steering draught. Plates kitchen. Washing and dishwashers. Other home appliances. Separately baths, for them in general to beat mortal fight. Baths to recycling process stir improbably, especially big hydromassage, those is simple to us on a platform poison a life. Multiplying and elektronno-computing - too it is desirable for the technician on figs. Monitors different - to hell. There aerials satellite and amplifiers to them. Any details of systems of ventilation and air-conditioning. Under an interdiction - heaters of any kinds. Furniture complete and incomplete. Frames window. Pipes any. Absolutely any - including musical instruments. Too any. Toys children's, soft and rigid. Toys adults, both in nadutom, and in sdutom a kind....

And toilet bowls. With toilet bowls, of course, it is easy enough to consult, but they for some reason especially irritate me!